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       As a general introduction  to today's tabloid: I'd like to share with you: the most
reliable method of identifying a lucky dick.
       From a distance.
       Namely: he walks outside happily: with his backpack open.
       To a very mixed: could be considered: the feeling: what a person has: when:  in the
store: he goes pick his wallet: and: suddenly: he's insensitively confronted: with his own
erroneous judgment: consisting of believing: that:      the sparkling views of the several
passers-by: were admiring.
       Another guaranteed way to recognize:  the dick from a distance is: that he smoke on
the bicycle   - what I already mentioned elsewhere yet: