Intro.. ...Back Draw... ..Along Poems.. ...More A little while ago a beautiful green woman gave me her hand: I would guess that she is thirty-one at most - before settling down in her chair: she unbuttoned her translucent white shirt halfway: and asked me for a glass of water and a diffuser. In the warm pink light: that was the first condition for her today' arrival: her skin glowed in brownish hues .. Happy birthday Madam Minor. How are you feeling today? Thank you. I feel very well. You can say: almost as well as a fifty years ago (ringing laughter). Apart from a slight loss of elasticity in the tissues and joints: and a little yellowing of the hair .. it may be interesting to mention: that among the green people the blond hair color is by far the least popular (again ringing laughter and ruffling the hair - of course absolutely beautiful and flawless bright green). .. So except these things: I don't have any other signs of old age. I remember everything. My brain is young and works sharp and fast. And not just mine. Today we can say with firm certainty: oo-autotrophy visibly slows down the aging processes: and it is very likely: that it also significantly extends human life - when we consider: that not one of the green people has died so far - and the first of them - me - is still flourishing lavishly at the age of sixty-seven (adds Madam Andrea with hot sparkles in her malachite eyes: and you can almost see the little flower buds in her hair). How did you come up with the idea of oo-autotrophy? Were you really the only human test subject? Yes: on the one hand: I didn't want to risk failure on anyone else's skin: and on the other hand: I was deeply convinced that it had to work - you know: at that time: the crew of the Hydron ship and I were in a very strange situation: there was a thick fog on the ship due to a broken climate system: we were isolated from each other: but at the same time constantly forced into intimate contact (madam Andrea closed her eyes and breathed quietly - we would all like to see the photos: which flashed behind her eyelids at that moment) :After a few weeks: we all went completely wild: and drank and danced for the next few months. Before the mission: the Academy asked me: to try to breed a symbiotic luminescent bacterium: which could spread non-violently in the body of the plant and cause its own light - so that its photosynthesis would not be dependent on sunlight. Maybe it was the fog: and the sea of romantic feelings: in which we were all swimming: or: only the alcohol gave me the courage to look at it from a different angle - one way or another: from a certain day: I started persistently chasing the idea: "what if animals could photo- synthesize? and I got off the ship already green. Why didn't you accept degreening? And not just you: why do some of you want to stay green? I don't know: it's probably about that feeling - when you enter the thicket and merge with it: I'm probably not alone: what can't give up that absolute embrace: that ultimate unison.. (Says Madam Andrea Minor between her shining smile and gracefully gets up from the chair: with which: at the same time: she nobly letting me know: that she has just finished answering my last third question.)